Okay. Time to air our dirty laundry. Fess Up. There is a little dead part in our heart that is reserved for The Hills. I don’t really know why I watch it. Heck, I don’t even know if I like it. But, regardless, there is something sort of undeniable about that show.
Lauren’s really pretty. I always want her to have a little more going on upstairs than she does. But I always give her the benefit of the doubt. Again and again and again. She has a very almost blank, very distracted look alot; like, in her head she’s trying to remember her grocery list as she’s having a conversation with someone. She also seems to ignore any kind of social pressure to make needless conversation. Good for her.
But, the star of this mini-premiere was….without a doubt…Heidi’s new lips.
What is this girl doing to herself. Or what is she allowing other people to do to her. She’s another one, you start to see a glimmer of hope as she’s making rational arguments to Spencer (that he is selfish and self-serving, smug, a sanctimonious prick, etc) but we know in the end she goes back to him. This was all taped around January-ish, and those two knuckleheads are still out promoting her single and wishing Perez a Happy Birthday. Can’t anyone tell her that he is a manipulative control freak and if he can’t have her he will set about destroying her (or is that what he’s already doing? telling her to get collagen dumped into her lips by the truckload, turning a nice, reasonably interesting nose into a thinnly trimmed up boring dime-a-dozen nose.
Someone save her. She used to be painted as a villain, but I am quickly slipping into pitying her. That is until she and Spencer suck face on the red carpet and she fake dances on the beach flailing her man mitts about while lip syncing to her new track. Nevermind, I’m quickly back to being grossed out by her.
Key to a successful episode: More Lo!
