MEN FOR WOMEN: 

  • lonely man dinner- I thought it was called “hungry man dinner.” Whatever. Try not to advertise your loneliness. We’re all picturing two people at dinner, one being a very sad, mopey, “lonely” man.
  • Accompany me tonite to a ’special’ type of club – In this a man confesses to having never been to a swingers club before. Maybe you would like to try it with him, help him get over his fear of intimacy (or outtimacy??)
  • REAL 4 REAL GAL IF FED OF FROM ALL OVER – NO GAMMICK (CAN MOVE SURELY)- Dear Sir: We sincerely hope that English is not your native language
  • I Need a Mouse (21) – I cannot help you. I can only assume that you want a meek little woman?
  • Do Muppets kiss? Do they excite over the touchy feely felt?- This is quite an odd angle. Are there muppet fetishists out there? Is that supposed to be some weird double entendre in the second question posed?
  • Policeman for Asian Lady- This one I believe is just offering his services for protection; he will police any asian lady that needs it. He is chivalrous.
  • any Homeless female- Ahh, this one may be deceiving. He seems to admit that he is about to be homeless. Not sure if he cares if you are homeless. If you are homeless and still want to spend your idle downtime cruising CL, Good Luck to you!
  • Looking to Chill and Possibly Kick It- Ooooh. I like to chill but I feel kicking it, is moving too fast for me. So close.
  • Must love zombies – Short and simple is a plus. But are you trying to say you are a zombie or that you keep one for a pet or something?

* Sometimes, personal ads are all chaff.